Monday, March 31, 2014

Om han inte kan få det, kan han försöka betala för det

Jag är inte den som skriver om mitt privatliv i bloggen, iaf inte när det gäller killar, men iband händer de mest sjuka grejjer och då kan jag inte låta bli. Så den här modellkillen har vatt på mig sen typ i januari. Messat, ringt och skrivit, men jag har inte träffat honom. Så messar han idag ett långt mess om att njuta av vädret etc.

Så jag svarar at jag är sjuk. Så skriver han att han tänkte om jag ville mysa lite. Jag svarar inte, då skriver han "Du kan få 3000"

Like are you fucking kidding me?! Men ja, lyckas man inte få något gratis så kan man jue försöka för pengar. Obviously funkade inte det heller för honom.  Men ja, har man försökt i 3 månader så finns det väl inte så mycket mer att göra...

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Vad ska man packa i?

Om man vill skicka saker utomlands, kanske en present, vad är då bästa sättet att packa? Låt oss säga att något är omtåligt, glas eller kristall, hur ska man då packa på bästa sätt så att man kan vara säker och slippa oroa sig att kristallen man skickat kommer fram i en del och inte i en massa skinande vassa delar?

Bra emballage är såklart A och O. Sedan bör man fixera objektet med till exempel frigolit eller bubbelplast, eller egentligen båda. Har man ingen frigolit så går det jue bra att fylla ut "tom plats" med tidningpapper eller liknande; det viktigaste är att saken man skickar inte kommer ha plats att flyga runt i paketet och på detta sätt gå i sönder. Om man ska skicka omtåligt så är det även bra att rita ett "glas" på paketet. Vet dock inte om detta ger något eller om paketet bara blir ännu värre hanterat... Vad tror ni?
Ska sälja delar av min Versace Da Vinci 24k servis och undrar hur jag ska skicka saker som soppkaraffen och liknande, inte billiga saker direkt liksom..

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Sunday, March 30, 2014

Need some Happy Pills

Ibland känner man bara att man behöver något. När det känns som om allt går emot en, hjälper jue inte att vara sjuk och inte bli av med det. Lyckopiller någon? 

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Friday, March 28, 2014

25år Magnum Champagne

Har ni smakat nya Magnus? Magnum firar 25år. Marc de champagne heter den. Snygg glittrig förpacking. Glassen är enligt mig sisådär. 

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Thursday, March 27, 2014

Jag tog mig till sjön efter 10år...

10 år tog det mig, men i år lyckades även jag ta mig till den välkända sjön i Planica. Riktigt fint är det där :)


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Att vara sjuk = vanligt efter Planica

Hej hopp och välkommen hem efter Planica. Feber och värsta förkylningen, inget nytt på den fronten.

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Pilots & Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Don’t Know About Flying

My fav type of transportation is obviously the plane. Here are some well kept secrets from flight attendants and pilots. I choose to share 20 that are the most interesting.

1. The true story behind those oxygen masks.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
That if the oxygen masks drop down, you only have about 15 minutes of oxygen from the point of pulling them down. However, that is more than enough time for the pilot to take us to a lower altitude where you can breathe normally.
More important – at altitude, you have 15-20 seconds before you pass out. Put yours on first, then do your kids. Passing out for a few seconds won’t harm the kids.

2. The water in the lavatories is very dirty too.

Whatever you do, do not drink the water in the lav. It is bad enough to “wash” your hands in it. We sanitize the water tank at selected maintenance intervals, however parasites build tolerances to these cleaners.
Check the outside of the aircraft when walking in. If the paint is crappy shape, the plane is in crappy shape. Skydrol (hydraulic fluid) is a nasty fluid and will dissolve everything. So if the paint is missing, it’s probably from a skydrol leak. No one wants a hydraulic leak at 35,000 ft in the air. As you can’t just pull over and top the reservoir off.

3. The REAL reason the lights on the airplane dim when landing.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
When a plane is landing at night, they dim the interior lights in case you need to evacuate upon landing… your eyes are already adjusted to the darkness so you’ll be able to see better once outside the plane.

4. Lightning and the power of a pilot.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying

My dad’s been an airline pilot for almost 20 years, and apparently planes get struck by lightning all the time. Also if a passenger is causing a scene in the jetway he can refuse to let them on and take off without them.
The captain has almost limitless authority when the doors are closed. He is allowed to arrest people, write fines and even take the will of a dying passenger

7. Regarding food on the plane.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
My dad works for a large airline, he told me a few little things
  • 2 pilots are served different meals and cannot share, this is done in case of food poisoning.
  • Stealing food, even if they are going to throw it out can get you fired instantly. You can ask your supervisor, but you cannot take food. They don’t want people messing with it.

9. What flight attendants really do after telling the plane to turn off their electronics.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
My sister is a flight attendant, she says after she tells everyone to turn off all electronics, she goes to the back and pulls out her phone and starts texting.

10. A trick for making more space for yourself.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
Arm rests – aisle and window seat: Run your hand along the underside of the armrest, just shy of the joint you’ll feel a button. Push it, and it will lift up. Adds a ton of room to the window seat and makes getting out of the aisle a helluva lot easier.

11. Don’t drink water on a plane that didn’t come from a bottle.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
Former Lufthansa cargo agent here.
Do not EVER drink water on an aircraft that did not come from a bottle. Don’t even TOUCH IT. The reason being the ports to purge lavatory shit and refill the aircraft with potable water are within feet from each other and sometimes serviced all at once by the same guy. Not always, but if you’re not on the ramp watching, you’ll never know.

13. How a pilot approaches landing.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
When you experience a hard landing in bad weather it wasn’t because of a lack of pilot skills but it is in fact intentional. If the runway is covered in water the airplane has to touch down hard in order to puncture the water layer and prevent aqua planing.
“Landings are nothing more than controlled crashes.” Pilot friend quote.

15. Pilots are sleeping most of the time.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
1/2 of pilots sleep while flying and 1/3 of the time they wake up to find their partner asleep.

17. The truth behind turning off electronics.

Pilot here. Having to turn off electronics on a plane is totally useless.
Mobile electronic devices won’t really bring an airplane down but they can be really annoying to pilots. Just imagine sitting in the flightdeck descending to your destination and hearing the interference of a 100+ cellphones picking up a signal. I have missed a clearance or 2 that way.

18. Sky Mall is one big rip-off.

Secret: All of the stuff in Sky Mall can be purchased on the internet for much less money.

19. How your checked bags are really treated.

If it says “fragile,” it’s getting thrown harder. If it’s says this side up, it’s going to be upside down. We have to fit freight and 100+ bags in a cargo pit. It has to fit how it’s going to fit…I will tell you that when we see “I heart baggage handlers” bag tags…We take special care of your shit.

20. A flight attendant reveals just how dirty everything truly is.

I worked for Southwest as a flight attendant. Those blankets and pillows? Yeah, those just get refolded and stuffed back in the bins between flights. Only fresh ones I ever saw were on an originating first flight in the morning in a provisioning city. Also, if you have ever spread your peanuts on your tray and eaten, or really just touched your tray at all, you have more than likely ingested baby poo. I saw more dirty diapers laid out on those trays than food. And those trays, yeah, never saw them cleaned or sanitized once.

22. Most flights are also carrying human organs.

The majority of domestic flights have human remains or organs on them. I work below wing as a baggage handler. Watch out the window for long boxes that say, “Head” at one end… Oh, and I can fit 150 bags in bin 3 of a Boeing 737-300.

24. Planes without engines can still glide for a really long time.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
A pilot told me if both engines fail, a plane can glide 6 nautical miles for every 5000 feet. So at 35,000 feet, a plane can glide about 42 miles without power. Its why most accidents happen landing or taking off.

25. The drinking water used for coffee and tea is FILTHY.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
The drinking water, that used for making coffee, tea, etc., should NEVER be consumed. The holding tanks in these sometimes 60 year old planes are never cleaned. They have accumulated so much greenish grime on the walls that in some places it can be inches thick.
This one is very known by all airline employees.

27. Why it’s always easier to just take the batteries out.

Women: if you pack a toy in your bag, take the batteries out. Because if I’m loading your bag, and I hear it vibrating I have to tell my lead. Then my lead has to come pull you off the aircraft and you have to open your bag and turn off your toy in front of a bunch of giggling grown ass men.

28. Even the headphones that come wrapped up aren’t new.

30 Pilots And Flight Attendants Confess The Best Kept Secrets You Dont Know About Flying
I used to work for warehouse that supplied a certain airline with items. The headsets that are given to you are not new, despite being wrapped up. They are taken off the flight, “cleaned”, and then packaged again.

30. The real reason there are still ashtrays in the lavatories.

Here’s one: ashtrays in the lavatories are mandatory equipment even though the FAA banned smoking on flights years ago. The reasoning is that if people do decide to smoke, they want them to have a place other than the trash can to throw the butt.

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Saturday, March 22, 2014

Team Area Party Planica

Det ökända Team Area Party som alla vill komma in på. Lördagen efter lagtävlingen in Planica. Superregning dag och min lightweight dunjacka gick till heavyweight, men Gud vilken nice dag det har varit.

Fler bilder kommer såklart :) 
Flo, I, Michi
Hafi :)
yeap, we are talking...
 Aga, Kasia, Walter, I & Morgi :) I love this pic of us!
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Friday, March 21, 2014

Planica in pics

Sorry for the bad blogging. Posting some pics on my Instagram.
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Att vara tillbaka och veta varför man gick

Redan efter väldigt kort tid var det så himla klart för mig varför jag lämnade denna världen. Man kanske inte märkte det lika när man satt i mitten av den, men det är en så toxic environment som är så onyttig tt vara i att det är sjukt. Folk är så sjukt egoistiska och fula mot varann (nu pratar jag inte backhopparna) att jag mår illa av det. Det är inte det att jag är over it, jag är above it.

Don't get me wrong; killarna är trevliga och det är kul att se de igen, men jag hade aldrig satt mig i denna värld igen. Det är inte konstigt att tjejerna gråter till höger och vänster, för här måste man vara väldigt säker på sig själv och psykiskt stark för att inte bli indragen i en whirlwind...

Nä, nu ska jag väl gå ut och vara lite social i solen.


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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Flying to...

In the air right now; from Berlin to Klagenfurt (Austria). Heading to Villach where Mariele will get me and we'll drive the 15km or what it is to Kranjska Gora (Planica).

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Damn is it early... need to go to Berlin Tegel airport soon. Planica here I come!

So after some time you guys got me, so now I have Instagram too. 

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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

New Hair :)

Aga did a great job today :)
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Heading to Planica tomorrow

Flying to Planica tomorrow. Hope you guys are ready?!

When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
Sooo... like what do you think?
Did you think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here?
Did you see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first,

Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever
How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag LIVE"
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down?

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?
OK, let's go take some shots
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
Let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him?
I guess I took a good selfie

I knew you were
You were gonna come to me
And here you are
But you better choose carefully
‘Cause I, I’m capable of anything
Of anything and everything
Make me your Aphrodite
Make me your one and only
But don’t make me your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby do you dare to do this?
Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm
Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine
There’s no going back

Mark my words
This love will make you levitate
Like a bird
Like a bird without a cage
But down to earth
If you choose to walk away, don’t walk away

It’s in the palm of your hand now baby
It’s a yes or no, no maybe
So just be sure before you give it all to me
All to me, give it all to me

She’s a beast
I call her Karma (come back)
She eats your heart out
Like Jeffrey Dahmer (woo)
Be careful
Try not to lead her on
Shorty’s heart is on steroids
Cause her love is so strong
You may fall in love
When you meet her
If you get the chance you better keep her
She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart
She'll turn cold as a freezer
That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor
She can be my Sleeping Beauty
I’m gon’ put her in a coma
Damn I think I love her
Shorty so bad, I’m sprung and I don’t care
She ride me like a roller coaster
Turned the bedroom into a fair (a fair!)
Her love is like a drug
I was tryna hit it and quit it
But lil' mama so dope
I messed around and got addicted

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Redan så mycket gjort idag!

Klockan är bara 13.30 och jag fattar inte hur mycket jag har hunnit med idag.

Fixat med jobb & blogg-relaterat online i en dryg timme på .Coffee Heaven Handlat på Calzedonia (mina hudfärgade strumbyxor är helt slut, sån onödig förbrukningsvara eller hur?!). Fått mina ögonfransar fixade, legat i solariet och nu sitter jag här hos min frissa :) Mitt hår hr vatt ganska segt så dels ska jag lägga en toning över hela och så en kur i hårbotten.

Ska iväg och bleka tänderna sedan, kanske hinna med att få i mig en bit mat någonstans däremellan..hehe..

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Monday, March 17, 2014

First day in Szczecin

White nails- check! Lite lugnare dag idag än imorgon. Åt en lätt lunch med min pappa på Karczma Polska, rödbetssoppa for mig och fisksoppa för pappa. Sedan körde han mig till Beautyco där jag fixsade mina naglar och vaxade vader och körde brazilian.

Sedan åkt vi och hälsade på min faster en snabbis och nu sitter vi på Coffee Heaven innan vi ska in och handla lite. 

Middag på Virga ikväll (min favvorestaurang i Szczecin) och sedan ska vi fira min mosters man som har namsdag (namnsdagar is the shit här i Polen).

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Sunday, March 16, 2014

In the air

Love the fact that Norwegian has free Wi-Fi onboard. Landing in Berlin soon. 

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Bye bye Sweden

Då var det dags att åka ut på äventyr igen. Kommer vara sjukt busy dagar dessa kommande tre, kommer typ inte ens ha tid att gå på toa och sen efter det blir det full rulle i Planica. Ska bli kul att träffa alla, eller ja de flesta. Inte varit iväg på 2 år jue!

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Saturday, March 15, 2014

Gonna be some flying for me

Oki jag kommer flyga en del de kommande dagarna..hehe..

Söndag: Köpenhamn- Berlin (Norwegian)
Onsdag: Berlin-Klagenfurt (German Wings)
Måndag: München-Köpenhamn (SAS)

Däremellan ser det ut som följer.

Imorgon: Malmö-Köpenhamn-Berlin-Szczecin
Söndag-Onsdag: Szczecin 
Onsdag: Szczecin-Berlin-Klagenfurt-Villach-Kranjska Gora/Planica (4 countries in one day..hehe..)
Onsdag-Söndag: Kranjska Gora/Planica
Söndag: Kranjska Gora-München
Måndag: München-Köpenhamn-Malmö

Welcome to My life ;)

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Friday, March 14, 2014

Fornarina Dress

Köpte denna Fornarina klänning från Nelly. Fornarina Rachel stretch dress heter den.

Nelly har ett VIPROOM öppet nu med special REA. Koden är VIPROOM. 


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