Friday, September 14, 2007

21 reasons to date a horseback rider:

haha...this is funny:
  1. We have 4 speeds and many positions
  2. We wear tight pants and tall boots
  3. We love getting dirty
  4. We know how to ride
  5. We perform well with animals
  6. We like to be in control
  7. We’ll ride it for hours
  8. We know how to handle a big girth
  9. We get off easy
  10. We're always on top
  11. We like it rough
  12. We have our legs spread all day long
  13. We love using whips
  14. Straddling is our natural position
  15. We don't mind being bucked around
  16. Event riders do it for three days
  17. We can ride standing or sitting
  18. We wear leather chaps everyday
  19. We think the fast ones are the most fun
  20. We're used to having hands between our legs
  21. If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
puSS,
xXxVickanxXx

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

reason 22, we know how to work the hind quarter